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As time has gone by, enough people have actually asked these questions, or variations thereof, for me to feel much less ashamed about calling this the "frequently asked questions" page. While perhaps "frequently asked, and in some cases less than usefully answered questions page" would be more accurate, nobody knows what the hell a FAAISCLTUAQ is.


General Questions


  • Will you sign a book if I mail it to you?
  • Will you read my work and let me know what you think of it?
  • What do you think about fanfic set in your fictional worlds?
  • Can I send you questions via e-mail?
  • Do you have a message board or forum of any sort?
  • Is 'Scott Lynch' your real name?
  • Are you a NASCAR driver?
  • Are you an executive of some sort with a computer game company?
  • Seriously, now- who's the coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
  • Common Misstatements


    The Gentleman Bastard Sequence


  • Is "white iron" a euphemism for platinum?
  • What's the difference between the Therins and Vadrans?
  • Who or what are the "Duke's Ghouls?"
  • Is the alchemy in Locke's world a form of magic or science?
  • If the Bondsmagi are so all-powerful, why don't they rule the world?
  • Who or what were the Eldren, and what happened to them?
  • Is it true that Locke's name has something to do with a video game?
  • Are there any special tricks to pronouncing Camorri names?
  • What's the difference between "Throne Therin" and "the Therin Throne?"
  • Okay. So Therin is spoken, more or less the same language, all over the place, right?
  • Then how come the Therin language contains some words/phrases that are obviously French-derived, some that are obviously Italian, and so forth? How can "Vel Virazzo" and "Salon Corbeau," for example, be names in the same language?
  • Ooooh. You really dodged the fall of the axe on that question, didn't you?


  • Will you sign a book if I mail it to you?
    Under ordinary circumstances, yes. At the moment, no, because I've just moved, and have yet to set up a new filing system, PO box, or personal assistant here in Massachusetts. This service will probably be unavailable for a few weeks or months.

  • Will you read my work and let me know what you think of it?
    No. Don't send me stories, poetry, manuscripts, etc. Don't send it to me in electronic format, don't put it in the post, don't try to initiate telepathic contact. Don't send it at all. Period. There are two reasons for this-- the first is legal liability. I won't even open an envelope or file that I know to contain an unsolicited manuscript. I'll trash it, every time. The second reason is, I'm a writer. Not an agent or an editor. I have my own books under contract to write, and a very demanding schedule as a result. I don't buy fiction. I don't represent anyone else. You're looking for an agent or an editor, not me.

  • What do you think about fanfic set in your fictional worlds?
    I find the thought immensely flattering. However, for liability reasons again, I won't hunt it down and read it, offer opinions on fanfic sent to me, or, in fact, even acknowledge its existence. It's probably best for all concerned if you don't point it out to me... that way I can maintain plausible deniability.

    This isn't to say don't do it; if it pleases you, write anything you like for private use. After all, who can stop you, or should?

  • Can I send you questions via e-mail?
    Within reason, fire away! Please be aware that my life can get madly hectic without warning and I may not always have the time to respond within seconds... or hours... or days... but generally, yes, I am willing and quite pleased to answer questions about my work or writing in general. Just remember those magic words, "within reason."

  • Do you have a message board or forum of any sort?
    At present, the "official unofficial" forum dedicated to my work (started by the kindness of a reader) can be found at:

    http://s9.invisionfree.com/The_Right_People/

    I am a member of the community, and I do try to read threads and post fairly frequently.

  • Is 'Scott Lynch' your real name?
    Yes. It's also the only name I've used online for many years now; whenever I post on a forum or another website, I'll use it in full, in some fashion.

  • Are you a NASCAR driver?
    Nope, that's
    this Scott Lynch.

  • Are you an executive of some sort with a computer game company?
    Nope again, that's
    this Scott Lynch.

  • Seriously, now- who's the coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
    Why are people still debating this subject? Science gave us the answer years ago, and it's Raphael.

  • Common misstatements:
    You can put this stuff on the web time and time again, and still nobody pays attention. ;) Ahem. The name of the series featuring Locke Lamora is the Gentleman Bastard sequence. Singular on the 'bastard.' Also, I frequently read that I have some truly ridiculous number of contracts that all happened overnight- that's not the case. I am under contract to Orion Books for six novels, no more and no less; five of them are Books I-V of the Gentleman Bastard sequence and the sixth is an unrelated work cleverly referred to as Untitled Lynch Number One. With two books delivered, I have four to go. These contracts did not all fall out of the sky simultaneously; they happened in steps over a two-year period.

    I do also have a contract for three novellas (shorter works, in the range of 40,000 words apiece) with Subterranean Press.

  • Is "white iron" a euphemism for platinum?
    No. White iron is an imaginary metal, found on Locke's world in conjunction with veins of gold. White iron is extremely stable and oxidizes very slowly and faintly (white iron rust is silver-colored).

  • What's the difference between the Therins and Vadrans?
    The Therin people are a ruddier, more Mediterranean sort of folk; think anything from Portuguese to Italian to Greek. The Vadrans, who came in from the north as sea-raiders many hundreds of years ago, are Nordic/Germanic/Eastern European types, physically. The Therins have a religious system involving twelve (or thirteen, depending on who you ask) anthropomorphic deities, while the Vadrans worship water, especially in the form of the "Seven Holy Marrows," or the seven major rivers that divide their kingdom into its traditional cantons.

  • Who or what are the "Duke's Ghouls?"
    Also known as the Quarantine Guard; they're a small but heavily-armed and well-paid constabulary force. They're men and women who had the good fortune (if you can call it that) to survive a really hideous plague, like Black Whisper, when everyone else around them dropped dead. In Camorr, such individuals (if of common birth) are, by law, impressed into the Quarantine Guard, where their natural immunities allow them to work very close to quarantined areas and sick people.

  • Is the alchemy in Locke's world a form of magic or science?
    Well, it's not just archaic chemistry; it is a magical process of a sort, one that the otherwise lethally jealous Bondsmagi of Karthain don't regulate. The trouble with alchemy is... well, to be more accurate, the trouble with alchemists is that the scientific method hasn't been delineated in Locke's world, and general cooperation between alchemical scholars is unknown. At best, local guilds and small circles of scholars exchange their lessons and secrets. This curtails progress significantly; it's hard to advance a science generation after generation when just about everyone has to discover on their own that, say, drinking silver nitrate is a bad idea.

  • If the Bondsmagi are so all-powerful, why don't they rule the world?
    Well, who says they don't? As if they'd be open about it.

    I've gotten this one in an accusatory tone several times, as though overtly ruling the world is the only possible thing the magi could want to do with their time. I'm being a bad little author by expounding on this, especially since many things about the magi will be made quite clear in The Republic of Thieves, but consider-- if they don't rule the world, what might be holding them back? Is their power perhaps not as omnipotent as they'd have others believe? Or do they suffer from internal strife concerning the destiny of their organization?

  • Who or what were the Eldren, and what happened to them?
    Oooh, great questions. And if anyone ever finds out the answer, please write me! I'm eager to know myself.

  • Is it true that Locke's name has something to do with a video game?
    Locke's first name is an homage to a character in SquareSoft's Final Fantasy VI, also known as Final Fantasy III in the United States. This game had a huge influence on me when I was in my mid-teens; I think it's one of the most brilliant and heartbreaking console roleplaying games ever created, a real work of art.

  • Are there any special tricks to pronouncing Camorri names?
    Well, the 'e' in 'Locke' is absolutely silent, which is rare and special. Nine times out of ten, an 'e' at the very end of a Camorri name is pronounced as '-ay.' For example, 'Nicovante' is 'Nee-coh-vaun-tay,' and 'Evante' is 'Ev-aun-tay.' 'Jean' is 'Zhaun,' in the French fashion, rather than 'Jeen.'

  • What's the difference between "Throne Therin" and "the Therin Throne?"
    The Therin Throne was the common name of the empire that was once comprised of all the most powerful city-states on the southern half of the continent on which Locke lives. Throne Therin was its high courtly language. The 'contemporary' Therin tongue, as Locke speaks it, isn't actually descended from Throne Therin; rather, Throne Therin was a tarted-up version of plain Therin intended to show how elite and refined its speakers were.

  • Okay. So Therin is spoken, more or less the same language, all over the place, right?
    With regional dialects and accents, sure.

  • Then how come the Therin language contains some words/phrases that are obviously French-derived, some that are obviously Italian, and so forth? How can "Vel Virazzo" and "Salon Corbeau," for example, be names in the same language?
    Therin is an 'acquisitive' language, much like English, if not even grabbier. Its current form is cobbled together from several dozen languages that existed centuries in Locke's past; it's contained so many foreign phrasings for so long that they've become universally understood.

  • Ooooh. You really dodged the fall of the axe on that question, didn't you?
    Yeah, I kinda did. Hey, Tolkien was the guy that spoke seventeen languages. As for me, I... I'm, um, really good at Final Fantasy VI.

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